In correspondence with Article Three, all uses of Canadian English are to be abolished, in favour of the correct American lexicon. All spelling uses of "centre," "colour" and "honour" are to stop, effective immediately. And don't even get me started with the "aboots." Nickelback has got to go. We hear Saskatchewan may be interested. To further Sir Dr. Stephen's appreciation of Canadian heritage, the Starbucks located under Colbert's desk at The Eagle's Nest will be promptly replaced with a Tim Horton's...they do make five-shot non-fat half-Soy Venti Caramel Mocha Lattes though, right? All five of those pesky UNESCO World Heritage Sites in Alberta will be immediately stripped of their special UN status...and converted into amusement parks. It's about time something actually fun was there. I hear Six Flags may be available...!?! Considering the threat they pose to Colberta, we will declare immediate and swift military action against the province of Saskatchewan, to liberate the eastern half of the city of Lloydminster, and return it to its proper home once conquered.