A MESSAGE FROM THE CITIZENS FOR COLBERTA COALITION Sunday, May 8, 2011 This coalition was proudly started on Canada Day 2009, with Canadian society in shambles; Stephen Harper had just won his second minority government, the Liberal party nominated some stranger named Iggy to take over for Stephanie Dion, and they let the Green Party to the leaders' debates! The Citizens For Colberta Coalition began with the sole hope of ushering in a new era of conservatism, an era of gravitas, and most importantly, an era of balls, to our proud home of Canada. And the only way we thought this to be possible was to offer up the province of Alberta to Canada's favourite son, American pundit newscaster Stephen Colbert. But in two short years, Canada is now at the forefront of an era of conservatism and cojones - Stephen Harper now has a majority government, with a Conservative wave striking down the Liberals and Bloc Quebecois faster than Bev Oda could say "NOT", with the blues helping so many new ridings across Canada finally learn to grow a pair. The Citizens For Colberta Coalition called on all Canadians across a broad political spectrum, from centre-right to far-right, to give Canada a Colbert-esque "bump" in the proper direction. And while Stephen Colbert has not proudly rode across the Montana border to reclaim the fighting' Sunshine Province, we here at the CCC can take some pride in knowing we helped bump socio-political conservatism in the right direction. We had a lot of fun, got to media-whore ourselves in the press across Canada, got death threats from Alberta separatists, and even became best twi-ends with Ezra Levant! And now Canada now has a proud conservative leader with absolutely no government limitations or intervening powers, who makes Obama's America look like, well, what Canada used to look like. Canada now has a leader who thinks with his gut, shoots with his hip, and leads with his balls - and his name is even Stephen! So, with a good part of our mission complete, and Colberta.com still living here, perfectly preserved for future generations to enjoy...it is now time that we sign off, say goodbye, and ride into the sunset with our heads held high. Canada is now fucked - and we think we helped make it happen. To our dear leader! sincerely, The Citizens For Colberta Coalition Continue on to the Citizens For Colberta Coalition. Click HERE to enter.